Wednesday, October 19, 2005

TOP 10: submitted by Jeff Fisher, Nancy Grace Addicts

As most of you probably have heard by now, former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, not only pleaded innocent to the chargest against him but got a trial postponement until November 28, which begs the following list.

Top 10 reasons why Saddam Hussein wanted a trial postponement

#10 It'll take him a whole month just to shave himself (and not just his face)
#09 Wanted to see if he'd won the latest Powerball Jackpot lottery
#08 Wants to see who shot JR
#07 To get Mark Geragos as a defense attorney
#06 To request Judge Judy preside over his trial
#05 Wanted to see the next season of Desperate housewives
#04 He wants to date CNN's Christiane Amanpour
#03 He wants to date Catherine Crier
#02 Wants to wait until he's a guest on The View

And the #1 Reason Saddam wanted his trial postponed

#1 He fears Nancy Grace would become the lead prosecutor

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