Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Nancy Grace fans

Top 10 locations that Nancy could've been the last 2 days

#10 In Oz to see the Wizard
#09 Cherry Blossom Festival in D.C.
#08 In Iran beating the hell out of their Pres to get those British marines released
#07 Attending the Mens' Final 4 in Atlanta
#06 Throwing the 1st pitch (or drunk) at the Braves home opener
#05 Giving Sanjaya Malakar singing lessons
#04 hopping down the bunny trail
#03 in the Holy land attending Holy week festivities
#02 TP'ng (toilet papering) Debra Opri's house

And the #1 place Nancy could've been
#1 In the Bahamas babysitting Dannielynn Smith

By Jeff Fisher

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