Are you a Manly Man???

I borrowed this from my friend Twin1. Thanks!

Here are 11 questions that will determine whether you are a true Manly Man, or some other type of girlie-man,euro-man, boy toy, or other meaningless subservient type.
NOW..Don't scroll to the answers til you've chosen, and be sure to write down how many you got correct.

1. A Manly Man cuts his steak with: A - Steak Knife B - Buck Knife C - Swiss Army Knife D - None of the above
ANSWER 1. A, B, C - Wrong. A Manly Man eats his steak with his hands. The only knives he needs are his teeth. D - Correct. A Manly Man doesn't need sissy utensils to eat meat in the first place.

2. My favorite footwear is: A - Penny Loafers B - Steel Toed Wolverines C - Topsiders

ANSWER 2. A - You're kidding, right? Penny loafers are for shoe clerks, not Manly Men! B - Correct. Good for work, good for play, good for kickin' some pansy ass too... C - Maybe for your yacht, rich boy, but that's no Manly Man shoe.

3. A perfect woman is: A - 36-24-36, blonde, blue eyes B - Career-oriented and self-motivated C - 5 feet tall, no teeth, flat head

ANSWER 3. A - No doubt a blonde, blue eyed 36-24-36 type is a good-looking woman, but not perfect. B - What, can't support yourself so you're planning on riding on her apron strings? C - 5 feet tall = the perfect height. No teeth = you know why. Flat head = somewhere to put your drink and ashtray.

4. The Manly Man Saturday consists of: A - Watching football B - Playing football C - Coaching football

ANSWER 4. A - Wrong. Watching is for spectators, and spectators watch Manly Men. B - What else is there when rugby season is over? Correct! C - Wrong. Those who can - do. Those who cannot - teach.

5. The Manly Man's Favorite Store is: A - Tools R Us B - Lowe's C - Sports Town

ANSWER 5. All of the above

6. For entertainment, a Manly Man prefers: A - "Dirty Harry" B - "The Longest Yard" C - "Debbie Does Dallas"

ANSWER 6. A - Correct. All of these answers are correct, but this one kicks the most ass, making it the most correct. B - All of these answers are correct, but "Dirty Harry" kicks the most ass, making it the most correct. C - Correct, and what a plot! But, Dirty Harry kicks more ass, making it the most correct.

7. A Manly Man expresses himself... A - With warm, outward emotional displays. B - Through poetry, song and art. C - From behind the wheel of his classic '70's muscle car.

ANSWER 7. A - Incorrect. Listen up all you Euro-wimps and '90's guys! B - Not a chance. Manly men are too busy fighting wars to bother with poetry, song and art. C - Bingo. Talk to my GTO if you need more input about my inner person.

8. A Manly drink is... A - A shot and a beer B - Gatorade C - Spring Water

ANSWER 8. A - Correct. Extra credit for a "boilermaker". B - Wrong. Even if Michael Jordan drinks it, this is still the drink of skeletal, long distance runners C - No way! Anything that would wash down goose liver pate is anti-Manly.

9. Beneath his jeans a Manly Man wears: A - Boxers B - BVD's C - Nothing

ANSWER 9. A - No. Boxers are for fashion models. B - Wrong. A Manly Man package is not comfortable restricted to a tight fit like this. C - Correct. Manly Men, well-endowed, swing in the breeze.

10. Why did the Manly Man cross the road? A - What's it to you? B - To get to the other side. C - To beat the crap out of some sissy boy.

ANSWER 10. A - Right. Now get outta my face. B - Wrong. A Manly Man would demand the other side come to him. C - Wrong. A Manly Man could beat the crap out of some sissy boy without crossing the road.

11. A Manly Man gets a woman's attention by: A - Grunting loudly in her ear B - Ripping off her dress C - None of the above

ANSWER 11. A - Wrong. This could be misconstrued as whispering sweet nothings. B - Wrong. You're confusing getting attention with foreplay. C - Correct. A Manly Man already has a woman's attention.
How'd you do?

1 CORRECT - Pass the mascara girlie man!
2 CORRECT - Eek! A mouse!
3 CORRECT - How's that skirt fitting these days?
4 CORRECT - You could pass for a bull dyke.
5 CORRECT - It would be fun kicking your pansy ass!
6 CORRECT - Moving out of the math club group
7 CORRECT - Wimpy, but with potential.
8 CORRECT - With work, you could be a boy...
9 CORRECT - A manly man junior varsity player.
10 CORRECT - With a little work, you too could be a manly man.
11 CORRECT - You, fine sir, are a prime example of a manly man!
12 CORRECT - You're cheating, lying scum!

OK....so nobody said this was fair! hehe