Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's Day
is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at
me for giving someone a valentine?"
Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get
mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to
Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the
place tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore.
"Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride.
"Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow the shit out of that son of a bitch."
1 comment:
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one, Sunny! Don't you wish?!
There have been protests all over Oz today about the bastard Aussie Hicks over there at Guatanamo Bay (or whatever it's called). They want him released and sent back here. Ken and I say he can stay over there and rot. God, people have short memories.
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