Here is a countdown of a few points to ponder in 2007

10) Life is sexually transmitted.
9) Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8) If you don't have time to do it right, when will you ever have time to do it over
7) Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks
6) Some people are like a Slinky not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs
5) Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing
4) All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism
3) Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you only 30 cents?
2) In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world IS weird and people take Prozac to make it normal

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007 IS.
We know exactly where one cow with mad cow disease is located, among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't go a clue where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration and national security!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL!!!

Today's mighty oak is yesterday's little nut that held it's ground....