As most of you probably have heard by now, former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, not only pleaded innocent to the chargest against him but got a trial postponement until November 28, which begs the following list.
Top 10 reasons why Saddam Hussein wanted a trial postponement
#10 It'll take him a whole month just to shave himself (and not just his face)
#09 Wanted to see if he'd won the latest Powerball Jackpot lottery
#08 Wants to see who shot JR
#07 To get Mark Geragos as a defense attorney
#06 To request Judge Judy preside over his trial
#05 Wanted to see the next season of Desperate housewives
#04 He wants to date CNN's Christiane Amanpour
#03 He wants to date Catherine Crier
#02 Wants to wait until he's a guest on The View
And the #1 Reason Saddam wanted his trial postponed
#1 He fears Nancy Grace would become the lead prosecutor
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