Top 10 real reasons Harriet Miers withdrew her nomination

By Jeff Fisher, Nancy Grace Addicts

Top 10 Real Reasons Harriet Miers withdrew her nomination
#10 Didn't want to miss Desperate Housewives
#09 Refused to sit on Clarence Thomas' lap at Supreme court Christmas parties
#08 Was hired to be Martha Stewarts' new Apprentice
#07 Was asked 1st to be Scooter Libby's Lawyer
#06 Didn't want to miss the Nancy Grace Show on Headline News
#05 Didn't want to miss her weekly Slumber parties with Condi Rice and Karen Hughes
#04 Was offered a position at Fox to be the New Supernanny
#03 Couldn't find a robe in her size
#02 Couldn't find a seat on the court in her size either
And the #1 reason Harriet Mier withdrew her nomination

#1 SHE FOUND LOVE AT A K-MART STORE!!!!!