For those of you who are not on my email list, I though I'd post this.
Click on link below...
http://homepage.usask.ca/%7Eamn076/lights.wmv
watch the whole thing
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Now is the perfect time for this, thanks Gina
Christmas Dinner
A woman went to her boyfriends parents house for Christmas Dinner. This was herfirst time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down andbegin eating a fine meal. The woman began to feel a little discomfort.Thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains were almostmaking her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decided to relieveherself a bit and let out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at thetable heard the poof.Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father lookedover at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in arather stern voice, "Skippy!"The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her face.A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This timeshe didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer "rrriiippp"The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!".Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn'teven think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "DammitSkippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
A woman went to her boyfriends parents house for Christmas Dinner. This was herfirst time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down andbegin eating a fine meal. The woman began to feel a little discomfort.Thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains were almostmaking her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decided to relieveherself a bit and let out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at thetable heard the poof.Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father lookedover at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in arather stern voice, "Skippy!"The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her face.A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This timeshe didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer "rrriiippp"The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!".Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn'teven think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "DammitSkippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Sunday, November 20, 2005
OMFG
Steelers lost today because Tommy Maddox SUCKS! ANYONE would have been better than playing Maddox as quarterback, hell, I could have done it. At least I'd complete a pass! Grrrrrrrrrr I'm so angry!
What a weekend so far
I've only lost one game in my football pool. Ohio State won, Miami of Florida lost, it's a good weekend so far. Now for today's games, go Steelers! I hope I win the pool this week.
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
BEWARE
BEWARE OF THIS BLOGGER
http://www.blogger.com/profile/15238382
I'm serious folks, no fooling here. I've just about had enough of this freak on all my boards and sites.
http://www.blogger.com/profile/15238382
I'm serious folks, no fooling here. I've just about had enough of this freak on all my boards and sites.
This goes out to
the person who is trying to hack my computer. You know who you are. STOP IT NOW!!! You will not succeed! You are also trying to hack my groups. STOP THAT TOO!!! I gave you a second chance to redeem yourself and then you go and do this? You asked me to work with you and you act like a freaking asshole! What kind of person are you? Do you have multiple personalities? Nucking futs!!! PLEASE get back on your meds!!!
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Monday, November 14, 2005
Saturday, November 12, 2005
To any FAMILY members who read this
I have now set up a group at MSN specifically for my extended family.
http://groups.msn.com/GettheWordOut/homepage
http://groups.msn.com/GettheWordOut/homepage
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Grrrrrrrr
I am so mad. I had all my picks for the football pool and someone messed up my picks by putting the wrong team on the sheet. I picked KC and they put Oakland. So I was tied with three other people for the lead and it was up to New England to win tonite's game, which they lost. If the mistake hadn't happened, I would have won only because of tie breaker points. The Colts won but I would have had the points. I am so pissed, I'd have had the money. I was looking forward to it. I think it's a conspiracy against me because I'm a woman. I am just so pissed that guy had to mess up my pick. Grrrrrrrrr.
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Trolls
Oh how I dispise them. I wish they would go away and leave mine and my friends' fan clubs and message boards alone. I have this one guy who lurks around everywhere on yahoo and proboards. He keeps coming up with new IDs and it's starting to really piss me off.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
I'm so bummed
We didn't get the money from the football pool. Someone else was closer in points, or so I hear. I think it's a conspiracy.
Winning tiebreaker points = $$$$
STEELERS WIN STEELERS WIN
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Gotta love football pools!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Gotta love football pools!
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Three Dimension Luck and Power Test
| You Are Internal - Believer - Empowered |
| You feel your life is controlled internally.If you want something, you make it happen.You don't wait around for things to go your way.You value your independence and don't like others to have control. You are a true believer in luck, fate, and karma.You believe that life is a game of chance - not a game of skill.You either consider yourself very unlucky or very lucky.No matter what, you don't feel like you can change the hand you were dealt. You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order.You realize that working the system does get you further.You know who to defer to and who to control.When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. |
The world's shortest personality test
| Your Personality Profile |
 You are unique, creative, and expressive.You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! |
What kind of rocker are you?
| You Are an Emo Rocker! |
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Saturday, October 29, 2005
Another good one from Gina
Young Doug lived in the country and couldn't find work, so he moved to the city, and found a job as salesman in a huge megastore. At the end of his first day, the boss came up and said "How did you go, Doug? How many sales did you make?" Doug said "One, sir". The boss frowned and said "Thats not good enough. How much was it for?" Doug replied "$100,000, sir". The boss did a back flip: "Tell me how you achieved that".
Doug explained. "A man came in to the store and I sold him some fishing hooks. I asked him what kind of fish he was after and he said "big ones", so I said he would need a bigger rod than the one he had. I asked him where he was going to go fishing and he said 'Down on the bay". I told him he would need a boat, and took him to the Marine dept. where I sold him a 40' cruiser. He said his car wouldn't be able to tow that, so I took him to the car sales dept and he bought a four wheel drive."
The boss was astounded. "And this came about because he came in to buy fishing hooks?" Doug replied "No sir. He came in to buy some tampons for his wife, and I said "Well your weekend is stuffed. You may as well go fishing".
Doug explained. "A man came in to the store and I sold him some fishing hooks. I asked him what kind of fish he was after and he said "big ones", so I said he would need a bigger rod than the one he had. I asked him where he was going to go fishing and he said 'Down on the bay". I told him he would need a boat, and took him to the Marine dept. where I sold him a 40' cruiser. He said his car wouldn't be able to tow that, so I took him to the car sales dept and he bought a four wheel drive."
The boss was astounded. "And this came about because he came in to buy fishing hooks?" Doug replied "No sir. He came in to buy some tampons for his wife, and I said "Well your weekend is stuffed. You may as well go fishing".
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