Now is the perfect time for this, thanks Gina

Christmas Dinner

A woman went to her boyfriends parents house for Christmas Dinner. This was herfirst time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down andbegin eating a fine meal. The woman began to feel a little discomfort.Thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains were almostmaking her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decided to relieveherself a bit and let out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at thetable heard the poof.Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father lookedover at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in arather stern voice, "Skippy!"The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her face.A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This timeshe didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer "rrriiippp"The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!".Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn'teven think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "DammitSkippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"