Top Ten Signs you are Overly Addicted to 24

From 24 Fans blog

10. You call your wife Chloe
9. When you see Donald Rumsfeld on TV you wonder what they did with Secretary Heller
8. You walk around with one of those nerdy satchels around your shoulder
7. You have nightmares of Nina.
6. If you can't find the remote you yell, "Where's the remote?" in a loud, gruff voice and shoot someone in the kneecap if you don't get an answer.
5. If someone else can't find the remote you tell them to widen their search parameters.
4. You are constantly asking people to upload things to your PDA.
3. When your children misbehave they get put in a holding room.
2. Whenever your wife calls, you ask her if she's on a secure line.
1. You put together a list of the top ten signs you are overly addicted to 24.